Horrible Histories - Georgian Navy

We're the georgian navy
We've never been beat
Thanks to admiral Nelson
Commander of the fleet

The only things I've ever lost
Are this eye and this arm
Yet playing with these balls
Can really do you harm

He's the gaffer, he's the boss
Knows every naval trick
The surprising thing about him
Is that sailing makes him sick

Georgian navy, georgian navy
This is gonna be your Waterloo
Nelson's navy, Nelson's navy
We're gonna sink one more than you

England expects every man
To do his duty right
Your side's not just from England
You tried to start a fight

I'm from Ireland, Scotland, Wales
Transferred from the french
We've even got west indians
Sitting on the bench

Some of them were forced to sign
Some chose to join my crew
We fight to get our win bonus
But say we fight for you

England (sort of)
England (well no it's not)
We're gonna sink one more than you
Rule Britannia, rule Britannia

When it comes to my attack
The gunners are my team
We've got the strongest arsenal
The world has ever seen

Thanks to drill and practise
We are magic with a ball
Means the french and spanish ships
Don't stand a chance at all

We gain some nasty injuries
Sometimes it's best to die
If you're hit by the enemy
You're lucky to survive

Magic sponge?
Magic saw

You've got to wait to fight
Only do it when it's right
You've got to break their line
They'll be swimming in the brine

Pick your time to shoot
Then their ships we're going to loot
Going to be a hoot
For scurvy have some fruit

Half time orange anyone?

Georgian navy, georgian navy
Won at Trafalgar, but got shot, ow!
Nelson's navy, Nelson's navy
You think it's all over (kiss me hardy)
It is now